6:30 am: Trying to wakes up - I hate my life. I just slept a couple of hours back. Lemme sleep for 2 minutes.
8:45 am: F**** Am late. i always get up late, stupid alarm.
8:47 am: Shower - I should live in Goa like a hippie, kya faltu life hai yeh. Anyways, I hope the code is fixed now.
8:47.5 am: Steps out of his shared 1 BHK flat - Crush walks out at the same time. Smile, smile you idiot, oh damn am just staring at her like a creep. Anyways, I hope the code is fixed now.
8:55 am: At the bus stop with crush - Random kid calls him uncle. Crush looks up. My life is over. Anyways, I hope the code is fixed now.
9:00 am: Board the bus. Checks email on phone. QA posts more issues than previous cycle. Ok. Code is not fixed. yeh QA ka *&&*^^&%^%&%$%$^$$#&*&*^^. Keep smiling, your crush is looking. Show her your wicked smile and impress her as if you are reading a joke on whatsapp. Anyways, hope the code is fixed.
9:00 am to 10:00 am: Sleep, facebook, whatsapp, 9gag, news, look at crush, Bangkok plans, no Goa is always better, look at crush. QA ka *&&*^^&%^%&%$%$^$$#&*&*^^. Keep smiling, your crush is looking. Hope the code is fixed.
10:00 am: Login - Already tired. Confused.
10:01 am: I wonder why *crush at work* has not come yet. Time for a Coffee break
10:15 am: Canteen - same old food, oh wait, the food is over.
11:00 am: Manager: "Why are there so many issues reported? It's already Thursday, else we will have to work this weekend". Am working on it sir. Kameene, I have to come on the weekend, not you.
12:00: Fixes One Bug, Sends code to QA. I hope the code is fixed
12:30 pm: Email from head hunter: "Do you know Big Data?" - Now WTH is that? Hope the code is fixed
1:00 pm: Canteen Lunch. Same - No Variety. Steals salad from a health conscious girl's lunch box. Hope the code is fixed
2:00 pm: Email from HR: "Weekly Cultural activities" - mumbles What are these jokers up to now? I will participate if *office crush* participates. Where is she BTW? Anyways, hope the code is fixed
3:00 pm: Attends a Meeting about Agile. Sleeps through it. WTH is Scrum or was it Scum? Anyways, oh, wait, there she is :).........code gaya bhaad mein
4:00 pm: Tea with friends. Somebody again mentions Big Data. - Do i have to learn that too - to survive? Hope the code is fixed
6:00 pm: Bug re-opened by QA. Fuming Boss. But wait ,crush is already leaving? Code be damned, crush be damned
7:00 pm: Fixes one Bug - Checks in Code - Sends code to QA. cc: Boss, Boss's Boss. Hope the code is fixed
7:30 pm: Free Snacks. Still Hungry. Unhealthy. I should start working out. Wait I don't have time for that. May be I can impress my crush. Anyways, hope the code is fixed
8:30 pm: Boards Bus. Stuck in Traffic for 2 hours. sleep, facebook, whatsapp, 9 gag, look at random women, dream about Goa. Wait, hope the code is fixed
10:30 pm: Back Home. Hunts for Dinner. Where did I keep my Maggi?
11:30 pm: Streams TV shows on laptop. Laughs at his sorry life. Dreams of quitting and going to Goa or travel or do photography, Anyways, what is Big Data. Hope the code is fixed.
2:30 am: Sleeps. Clueless Life. Civil engineer, doing if-else-for-while loops. Dreams about travelling. Anyways, what is Big Data. Hope the code is fixed.
6:30 am: Wakes Up - I hate my life. I just slept a couple of hours back. Hope the code is fixed.
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